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Dasha Sikmashvili's avatar

Did you meet the colon? Does the colon know they're a colon?

Kevin M. Kearney's avatar

sadly, the Agent never revealed his colon to me

Ken Baumann's avatar

Funny and sad, goddamn.

Lucy K Shaw's avatar

I want more!

John Julius Reel's avatar

This a hilarious line: "I remained quiet for the rest of the session, too, but it was mostly out of respect for the semen-depleted deceased." The piece ends extremely well too.

JP Vallières's avatar

I came to Zona a while back to find pieces like this.

Shelby Hinte's avatar

Love this! Was not prepared for the frog. Had me cackling. Truly appreciate how your writing always takes me somewhere unexpected!

Brendan Dentino's avatar

I worship at the church of Kevin Kearney.

ADAM GNADE'S "TALKING SONGS"'s avatar

Wow that agent sounds like the hugest piece of shit on Earth. Good read, this one.

Stephanie Austin's avatar

RELATABLE. (Laugh-cry.)

Alex's avatar

Loved this one.