Welcome to our very first gossip column! The gossip column is open to paid subscribers only.
We define “gossip” as the following:
Actual gossip & rumors
Made-up stories about yourself or your friends
Photos or info from your personal lives
Recaps of historical beef
Missed connections
Photoshop edits/memes
Speculative matchmaking
Subtweet/substory screencaps
ESPN-style beef analysis/breakdowns
Screenshots from private accounts
Secret (or just publicly undiscovered) accounts
After-hours photoshoots a la Cobrasnake or somebody's MySpace photo dump
If you’d like to submit an item, you can email gossip.zonamotel[at]gmail.com, or use this anonymous form.1
This first column is about what happened at Storyfort, the literary wing of the larger TreeFort Music Festival, which happens each year in Boise, ID. If you want insights into what went down, you’ll need to become a paid subscriber. More will be revealed to those who join our community of readers. (Thank you to our paid subscribers! We are grateful for you and your support.)
xoxo,
Your gossip girls, Rae and Mariah
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